Monday, April 27, 2009

What they don't tell you about Geese!

What they don’t tell you about Geese is that they are mean. Because they are in the same family as both swans and ducks, they are strangely equip with cranky middle child syndrome (only because Swans are larger and ducks are smaller), they take their against out on innocent bystanders. Do not leave your children unattended near these beasts! They will peck them to death, or at least try, since they are vegetarians.

 

These mean beasts have been around for over 10 million years in one form or another, adapting to suit their habitat, weather on the islands of Hawaii or Canada. Each bird lives for about 20 years, mating for life and breading more mean spawn just three years into his or her lives. They get even meaner, if you can believe that, when they are nesting. If you see one standing in a grassy area where there is water close by, stay away, there is a nest near and the goose will chase you away, wings out head held high and running after you! They do not scare easily when they are protecting their young, so it would do you well to abandon whatever you were doing and run!

 

Geese are mean, and will attack, so watch out!

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